:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
