Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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