Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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