Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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