Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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