Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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