She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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