I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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