Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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