Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I need water and some morals
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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