is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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