im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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