i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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