Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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