none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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