So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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