So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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