how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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