STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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