The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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