Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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