I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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