i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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