I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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