Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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