How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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