He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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