Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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