JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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