Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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