So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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