That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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