Dual....:-)
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
