Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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