Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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