Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.