Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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