He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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