Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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