absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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