Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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