He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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