i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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