talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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