Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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