all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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