Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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