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You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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