i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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