Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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