nut hugger
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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