There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My balls are so social today.
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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