Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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